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BARF!

What is it about weddings that produces the need for so many signs?  As a wedding guest these days, there is a good chance you will run into signs for the ceremony, the bathroom, the guestbook, the photobooth, the buffet, the cake and of course, the exit. Wedding website giant “The Knot” says: “Perfect for outdoor weddings, a rustic, handwritten wedding sign is a super-simple DIY project for even the least crafty bride.” More like D.I. Why do I have to make so many freaking signs? Right now I am in the thick of wedding planning and there are a ton of things on my to do list.  I can’t imagine adding “craft 45 rustic handwritten signs” to the list.

But who knows?  Maybe all these signs are necessary.  There could be some hormone released during all the nuptial euphoria that prevents wedding guests from comprehending what objects are without seeing it spelled out on a large sign.  If I don’t make a  “Guestbook” sign, a confused relative could stand at the table for hours confused, bewildered, wondering “What is the book? This pen? Do I…write in the book? Can someone help?  Give me a SIGN!”

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