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BARF! Lucky indeed! Silly me, I thought I was lucky enough to be marrying the love of my life but the real serendipity happened when I found out about the bridal themed Juice Cleanse that’s available to me now that he put a ring on it.  The message on the front page of the BPC Bridal Cleanse website is clear: “Photos are Forever”. It might as well say, “The way you look now is NOT OKAY”. The solution they present is to purchase their juices which cost around $65 per day. Yup. SIXTY FIVE DOLLARS a day so you can drink juice instead of eating food. And as you can see on the board game like map they designed, these juice sessions are designed to take you from engagement all the way to the honeymoon. Because when you’re planning a wedding and preparing to spend more money on a one day event than you could have ever imagined, something that really helps the situation out is replacing food with juice and losing $450 dollars a week. And there’s more… BPC recommends that you involve your Mom, friends and even your groom by “getting them all on the juice”. If my friends, family and me all juice cleanse in the months leading up to my wedding there’s a good chance the reception hall will turn into a crime scene. Ladies be needin our food! In solid form! Or we gonna get crazy! Hey, I’m sure the stuff is great, but let’s not make people feel inadequate with this “Photos are forever so you better buy a bunch of juice” nonsense.

BARF!

Lucky indeed! Silly me, I thought I was lucky enough to be marrying the love of my life but the real serendipity happened when I found out about the bridal themed Juice Cleanse that’s available to me now that he put a ring on it. 

The message on the front page of the BPC Bridal Cleanse website is clear: “Photos are Forever”. It might as well say, “The way you look now is NOT OKAY”. The solution they present is to purchase their juices which cost around $65 per day. Yup. SIXTY FIVE DOLLARS a day so you can drink juice instead of eating food. And as you can see on the board game like map they designed, these juice sessions are designed to take you from engagement all the way to the honeymoon. Because when you’re planning a wedding and preparing to spend more money on a one day event than you could have ever imagined, something that really helps the situation out is replacing food with juice and losing $450 dollars a week.

And there’s more… BPC recommends that you involve your Mom, friends and even your groom by “getting them all on the juice”. If my friends, family and me all juice cleanse in the months leading up to my wedding there’s a good chance the reception hall will turn into a crime scene. Ladies be needin our food! In solid form! Or we gonna get crazy!

Hey, I’m sure the stuff is great, but let’s not make people feel inadequate with this “Photos are forever so you better buy a bunch of juice” nonsense.

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