Ghost Ghost

Your uncle is sure to say something offensive during your wedding and reception. How do you handle this sticky situation? Don’t sweat it! This is one situation where you need to release control and just enjoy the day. As a bride, you’ll have a thousand things you’ll be thinking about other than Uncle Joe’s dinner conversation. But, to be on the safe side and keep him in line, assign a relative to shadow him throughout the night.

BARF!

Whaaaaat? First of all, why do uncles always get such a bad rap? As an aunt, I feel just as likely to make a scene as any male counterpart. More to the pont, I’m supposed to “assign a relative to shadow” anybody at my wedding that might say something off-color during dinner? Oh boy. I don’t have enough cousins to handle those kind of numbers. And what exactly is this “shadowy relative” supposed to do when the conversation turns offensive? Start coughing super loud or shout “Look at this weird bread”?

These “helpful tips” (this one was seen on Aisle Dash) that supposedly make wedding planning easier, are actually great at inciting panic over millions of “what if” scenarios. Besides, so what if I have an Uncle who says something offensive at dinner? His table mates will roll their eyes and change the conversation topic like people have been doing for centuries.

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