
BARF!
Hey, I don’t mean to hate on this lady or her affinity for pears but if you catch me sending my family on a frantic hunt for bulk produce the night before my wedding and then instructing them to scrub said produce clean, please shoot me in the face. When people hear you are getting married and say “Hey, let me know how I can help out”, I’m pretty sure this is not the sort of thing they have in mind. Helping you pick out a dress? Sure. Picking somebody up at the airport? Sounds fine to me. Buying and washing mass quantities of fruit until 3 in the morning? Not so much! (Quote via SMP)
Button Theme