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I suggest having your eyelashes professionally dyed prior to your honeymoon. A dense blue/black gives a nice depth to the eye without having to wear any mascara. You will look great on the beach, in the water, and in the bedroom. In the mornings, just curl your lashes, apply tinted moisturizer and lip gloss, and you are good to go.

BARF!

I mean whaaat?  Not only am I supposed to wax my whole body, lose 15 lbs and learn how to walk in heels before the wedding but now I have to get my “eyelashes professionally dyed”???  I don’t even really know what that means!  Do you have to dip your eyeballs in paint or something?  And isn’t the honeymoon supposed to be the relaxing coda to all this wedding madness? Characterized by tousled hair and breakfast in bed?  My fiance proposed to me and my eyelashes au naturale.  So why waste money and risk loss of vision before my honeymoon trying to fix what ain’t broke?  Who knows though,  you may hear my future husband talking about our honeymoon someday: “Yeah it was great, we stayed in a great hotel, ate great food, had seven of the most romantic nights of my life… but her eyelashes just weren’t dark enough.  I dunno it kinda ruined the whole thing for me.”  (Quote found here)

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