So says the woman sitting in the velvet throne which your wedding dress purchase paid for…
BARF!
Vera is really putting a lot of pressure on an article of clothing you’ll wear for 5 hours if you ask me. My dress has to embody “my optimism for the future”? Yoinks! What if I go with a less expensive fabric or simpler design, does that mean I’m sending a message of hopelessness as I walk down the aisle? And how will I show my “commitment to my partner” with my dress choice? Does a ball gown scream loyalty while cocktail length shouts cheater? And so with the a few words typed as a guest blogger at Brides, good old Vera has filled us with insecurity about the already daunting task of picking a wedding dress. I guess we’ll all have to go out and spend $25,000 on one of her designs. NOT! How do you choose a wedding gown? Buy a dress that makes you look pretty. Done. Suck it Vera.
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