A convo between Darcy Miller of MSW, "style guru" Robert Verdi and me. The me part might be fictional...
- Darcy: What are your thoughts on the garter belt tradition?
- Robert: I'm not a huge fan of it, really. Nobody can ever see what's going on, and the right guy never catches the garter. Plus, it's all about the legs. If you don't have GREAT legs, you should probably steer clear of this tradition.
- Me: BARF! Hey guys, guess what? Some people like doing the throwing the garter belt thing because they think it's fun and their families have done it for years. Am I gonna do it at my wedding? Probably not. Am I gonna get all snotty and judgmental if some other lady wants to do it? Hell no! And I am definitely not going to judge her freaking legs while it's happening. Gross! Sorry Robert Verdi, but all women don't look like your celebrity client Eva Longoria. Hey Darcy, wanna get out of here and go get some milkshakes and plan my wedding for free? You do? Awesome. BTW what does Martha smell like? Am I being weird? I'm being weird aren't I...
