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BARF!
Why are these bridesmaids so sad?  Was the photographer showing them a picture of a pelican covered in oil?  Was this photo taken next to a sewage treatment center?  Do each of their perfectly mismatched vintage clutches hold perfectly mismatched vintage guns that they are about to shoot themselves with?  I mean they look effing miserable. And it appears to have been a choice. An… artistic choice?  This photo showed up today on Martha Stewart Weddings’ blog, which means it will be seen my millions of people.  I can’t imagine all these girls are thrilled about that.  Actually, I can’t imagine all these girls thrilled about anything.  Brides, if you are going to enlist your female friends and relatives to be your bridesmaids, don’t force them to take moody, unattractive photos and then peddle them around the wedding blogosphere.  Unless that’s your thing I guess. Then maybe you should really shoot for the stars and take a shot of your bridesmaids all chained together by the ankles hammering in railroad spikes. Perfectly mismatched, vintage railroad spikes.

BARF!

Why are these bridesmaids so sad?  Was the photographer showing them a picture of a pelican covered in oil?  Was this photo taken next to a sewage treatment center?  Do each of their perfectly mismatched vintage clutches hold perfectly mismatched vintage guns that they are about to shoot themselves with?  I mean they look effing miserable. And it appears to have been a choice. An… artistic choice?  This photo showed up today on Martha Stewart Weddings’ blog, which means it will be seen my millions of people.  I can’t imagine all these girls are thrilled about that.  Actually, I can’t imagine all these girls thrilled about anything.  Brides, if you are going to enlist your female friends and relatives to be your bridesmaids, don’t force them to take moody, unattractive photos and then peddle them around the wedding blogosphere.  Unless that’s your thing I guess. Then maybe you should really shoot for the stars and take a shot of your bridesmaids all chained together by the ankles hammering in railroad spikes. Perfectly mismatched, vintage railroad spikes.

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